Wanted: Genius Hacker, Genius Architect

I'm seeking geniuses for two distinct startup opportunities in Silicon Valley. If you or someone you know qualifies, please email me a bio.

Genius Hacker: Come lead a vulnerability research lab for a successful, fast-growing security company. Be adept at reverse engineering applications and finding exploits. This is your chance to play a prominent, leadership role in the security industry (without getting arrested).

Genius Architect: Architect and develop a desktop application for an exciting web2.0 startup that we're incubating in our offices. Recruit your own technical team. Know Windows, GUI design, and web services. This is your chance to co-found a well-funded, high-potential startup with the team of your choice.

If you want coin-free laundry, free pizza, and pretty admins, join Google. If you want to play a critical role in building your company and earn lots of pre-IPO stock options, join us. (Okay, the pizza is negotiable.)