From your Heavenly head to your Farfelly feet, you’re cloaked in fresh ziti—both dashing and sweet!
You don’t like to boast
But you’re smarter than most
with Noodly Knowledge from Sky Monster College.
Your blond AngelHair , with buttery flair
Is streaked with linguine.
Your Son the Rotini,
Who did twist and coil, was born of virgin olive oil.
Vanquish the sinners who eat milk with pig,
who worship the physics, the bio the trig!
Show them whose meatballs are big!
Now, join me in common
To praise The Great Ramen.
Together say: Amen.
DAVID: What is your name?ELIOT: Eliot Cowan.DAVID: How old are you?ELIOT: Seven years old.DAVID: And can you tell us, what is evolution?ELIOT: It's when a baby animal is born with some kind of advantage that other animals don't have. The baby has other babies with the same advantage, and they have more babies with that advantage. Eventually the animals with the advantage pretty much take over.DAVID: Can you give us an example?ELIOT: Okay. A baby giraffe is born with an extra long neck, so it can reach leaves higher up in the trees. It has babies with an extra long neck, and they have babies with an extra long neck and so on. The giraffes with the extra long necks are more likely to survive, so they pretty much take over.DAVID: When did you first learn about evolution?ELIOT: An hour ago.
RICHARD: Well after hearing Eliot give the outline of the theory, I might as well go home!